You thought you were pretty clever, huh? You really thought you'd stumbled onto something? You really thought you could find something if you just used that brain of yours? WRONG. I didn't write anything in January 2025. My feet were hurting and my balls were busted wide open by corporate shareholders. Also My entire life was consumed by a plaguelike muse. Here, go listen to it. That's your present for finding this. Also, if you're reading this, it means your browser goofed and you missed something important. ;)